[wp_ad_camp_2] [Tweet “Paris Hilton was arrested by agents of Interpol and charged with insult of the nation at the request of Brazil.”] We all remember her infamous DJ gig at a festival in Brazil. It was such a farce, even
RUMOR: BEATPORT TO LAUNCH DAILY TOP 100 OF LABELS BUYING THEIR OWN TRACKS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [Tweet “Labels will buy even more of their own records in a fight to top the Beatport Label Buying Top 100 Chart”] [wp_ad_camp_1] Everybody knows it, but no one really says it out loud: big labels buy their own
AVICII GETS SHIT FROM REDNECK COMMUNITY AFTER CALLING HIMSELF ‘THE PIONEER LUMBERJACK’
[wp_ad_camp_2] [Tweet “the old big room house guys still have their following but it doesn’t feel like anybody really cares.”] [wp_ad_camp_1] Avicii is a superstar who needs no introduction, gaining international success over his relatively short-standing career as one of
WU TANG MEMBER CUTS OFF PENIS ON SKYPE AFTER LEARNING ABOUT CONCEPT OF TRAP MUSIC
[wp_ad_camp_2] [Tweet “”Damn Son, Where’d You Find This?!””] [wp_ad_camp_1] Sources close to the situation in Hollywood tell us WU-TANG affiliated rapper Andre Johnson cut off his own penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building after learning the details
BREAKING: Justin Bieber Crashes Lamborghini Of Afrojack – Condition Unknown
[wp_ad_camp_2] [Tweet “”You know muh motha f##kin Biebs, he da n####.. an’ he’ll git through dis.””] [wp_ad_camp_1] This is just in – Sources tell us Justin Bieber was involved in a bad crash as he was driving a Lamborghini owned
AVICII HOSPITALIZED AFTER SWALLOWING USB FLASH DRIVE
[wp_ad_camp_2] “People rushed him to the hospital in a Dada Life cab where the x-rays confirmed he did swallow the drive.” [wp_ad_camp_1] Sources close to the situation in Miami tell us Avicii is still hospitalized after he swallowed a USB
VEGAS CLUB TO REPLACE CONFETTI WITH DOLLAR BILLS WORTH HALF A MIL
[wp_ad_camp_2] “A yet unnamed Vegas nightclub who had booked the DJ for the astronomic sum of $487,299.23 after taxes, proposed to replace its confetti with dollar bills matching the DJ’s fee.” [wp_ad_camp_1] In an unprecedented feat, a yet UNNAMED SUPERSTAR
HARDWELL DOESN’T “HARD WELL”
[wp_ad_camp_2] [Tweet “Under the doctor’s eyes it became clear that Hardwell did not in fact ‘hard well.’”] [wp_ad_camp_1] Freshly chosen as the number one DJ in the world, Hardwell experiences immense success. Just last weekend, hundreds of Scottish fangirls fainted
DJ ATTEMPTS TO MIX WITHOUT A LAPTOP & BREAKS EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY
[wp_ad_camp_2] One witness going by the name of Large Marge said “There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building… Yes, Sir, that was the worst accident I’ve ever seen.” [wp_ad_camp_1] DJ MIKE MIRO recently